Tag Archive for 'Random'

Beware of your subconscious mind

Lets assume this happened in a fictious office .. There was this guy whose boss asked him to prepare a report on various Unix variants and Oracle support for them .. So this guy goes online and collects data from there .. Meanwhile he surfs some uh oh sites too .. Finally he submits his report to the boss .. Somewhere in the article, he meant to write “Apple has limited support for .. ” … and he wrote “Nipples have limited support for .. ” ..

Too bad he found this when he’d already submitted the report to the boss …

Here is one more …

There was this guy on Orkut who wanted to look cool .. So he creates his profile copying stuff from here and there .. In About me he writes :

About Me : What can I say about myself .. You can have a look at my testicles.

I am not sure if he really meant his nuts or the testimonials people wrote for him …

Whatever …

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Airtel Network Down

AirTel network was down today from around 4 30 evening till late 7 30 .. I loved the feeling that nobody could bug you on phone all the time .. Guess they celebrated Independence Day five days earlier …

I checked and found that Hutch dog was still following me or I’d almost believed that my antique phone was gone caput (finally) .. Sigh .. the freedom didnt last long ..

I wish they keep doing it all the time .. :P

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What I'm Doing...

  • Cheese curds ...!! 3 days ago
  • Hahaha .. Saw this on a truck : Use 'diapers' in night ... :D 4 days ago
  • A retard sms that I got : Milaati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar, Phir kyun dosti chhodkar log karte hain pyar? :| 5 days ago
  • It's not enough to be busy; so are the ants. The question is: what are we busy about ...? 1 week ago
  • The last tweet from people I follow was two hours ago ..Makes me feel lonely and more aware of the fact that I'm still not able to sleep... 1 week ago
  • Raste na badle na badla jahaan phir kyun badalte kadam hain yahaan ...? 2 weeks ago
  • People fall in hole ... People fall in love ... So hole is love and love is hole ... :D 2 weeks ago
  • Having coffee in the Tree of Fulfillness cup and wondering if its an inner fruit or a joy ... 3 weeks ago
  • Hmmm ... MTNL aka CrapNL got a new unlimited broadband plan : 1 Mbps for Rs 999 ... Sounds good :) 3 weeks ago
  • Girls have this way of making you believe that all the bad things in the world were either done by you or by Dr Walter Bishop ... 2010-02-14
  • More updates...

What is this place ?

This is the digital playground of one Shahab Jafri who thinks he's good at bragging.He thinks he's got a twisted approach to look at things. He manages to blah blah once in a while when he's not sleeping or cooking. He actually doesn't know how to cook though.

What is happening ?

As Mr. Jafri pretends to be very busy all the time, you might not find it updated very regularly.. You can find some latest blah blah in Random category though. You can also visit his another blog :The Softer Side of Me for more updates.. Though its a mystery when he cannot update one blog regularly why is he keeping two blogs ..